Gwyneth Terrwyn Cadogan

Gwyneth Terrwyn Cadogan loves to sing, but most importantly loves to have fun! Unfortunately,
she has had too much fun over the years and is wanted (in more ways than one) in Ireland,
Scotland, and Wales for raucous laughter, bawdy jokes and behavior, and for generally causing
trouble and leaving confusion in her wake. She has been blamed for starting the infamous Bar
Wars in Dublin and the Aberdeen Sheep Melee of ‘92. She was named after her birth place in the
province of Gwynedd, but her behavior as a child earned her the nickname “Orca, the Killer of
Wales.” As a teenager, her parents attempted to have her committed to a convent, but she
escaped and joined a Satanic worship cult instead. She was asked to leave the cult a few
months later for fear of her membership giving their group a bad reputation. As an adult,
Gwyneth has wound her way around the world mostly from a series of odd jobs including first
mate on the pirate ship “La Bocca”, importing illegal booze, grand larceny, and interior
decorating. She has also amassed a significant nest egg earned from many business
transactions in the backrooms of taverns. All of which makes her a perfect fit for this motley
mess of singers. Gwyneth can be seen to adopt a most serious countenance and sweet
disposition. But…do not be fooled! She is trouble, and has been known to make an occasional
sarcastic (or is it sardonic?) remark during otherwise productive rehearsals and performances!
And let us never forget her mantra….”Which would you rather have…..an orange?”